Martha sighed as she tried the number Jack had given her again. Sheâd been trying to reach either the American or the Doctor ever since sheâd finally figured out what was going on with ATMOS and the Rattigan Academy. Growling as she got directed to voice mail again, Martha decided that the next time she saw either man, she was going to strangle them.
âWell, thereâs nothing for it,â she sighed as she scrolled through her contacts. If Torchwood wasnât going to help her, sheâd have to call in the big guns. With a grin, she punched a button, held the phone to her ear, and hoped that this call would get through.
~*~*~*~
âWhat do you mean youâre not going to teach me how to fly the TARDIS?â Donna demanded.
âI mean that I donât actually know how to fly her using these controls myself,â VairĂ« explained. âIsnât there an ownerâs manual?â
âYeahâŠthe Doctor threw it into a supernova when it contradicted him,â VairĂ« grimaced. âI fly her by feel. She and I are bonded so we can work together that way. I donât just call Maggie my sister â she is my sister. In a way, you could say the same blood flows through our veins. Look, Donna, youâre going to be out with me for the next year learning how to develop your Time Senses and your telepathy. But, I canât teach you to fly a TARDIS because to fly Maggie, youâd have to bond with her and we decided, long ago, that she wasnât going to alter another person the way she altered me unless it was critical. When youâve finished this year of training and then go back to Galliterra to finish off the rest of your education, you will be trained in how to fly a TARDIS. Youâll actually be training on the very TARDIS that will be yours provided that you decide to join and are accepted by either the Wardens or the Watchers.â
âAll right, then,â Donna nodded, not completely satisfied but accepting the answer. âWhere are we off to first?â
Just then a mobile phone started ringing. Donna patted her pockets wondering if it was hers though she doubted sheâd have ever used the theme from Harry Potter as a ringtone. VairĂ« dug through the console and grabbed the ringing phone.
âMartha Jones!â she said in delight.
âVairĂ« Carter!â Martha replied just as happily. âI am bringing you back to Earth! Meet me in London at the following coordinates on April 26, 2008.â VairĂ« quickly opened her mind to the TARDIS and then hung up the phone. Singing, she transported herself and her extremely non-traditional student to Earth to meet up with her old friend.
~*~*~*~
âMartha!â VairĂ« shouted when she opened the doors of the TARDIS and saw her friend standing nearby. Martha ran and threw her arms around VairĂ« while Donna walked out of the TARDIS. âHowâs the family?â
âThey are doing great,â Martha said happily. âMum and Dad both rave about you all the time and wonder when youâre going to come back from traveling so they can have you over for dinner. I believe there is a plot to convince Leo to break up with his girlfriend and marry you. Not that Iâm part of it,â she added quickly. âYou are way too good for that brother of mine.â
âLeoâs a nice enough fellow but definitely not my type,â VairĂ« chuckled. âAnd you? I seem to recall hearing about a pending marriage of your own.â
âYeah. Tomâs off in Africa, now. And how about you? Still running all over the universe?â
âA bit,â VairĂ« nodded. âYouâre still welcome to come with me. I think you and Donna would get on well and Iâd love to show you my new home.â
âNew home?â
âYeah, Iâll tell you all about it later,â VairĂ« promised. âNow, whatâs up? Whyâd you call me?â
âWell, first things first, Iâm working with UNIT nowâŠâ
âUnified Intelligence Taskforce,â VairĂ« muttered. âI helped them a bit when I landed in the 80s by mistake.â
âHow did you land in the 1980s by mistake?â
âI was trying to get to France in the 1780s. Bounced off something and landed in England two hundred years later than Iâd been aiming for. This whole military thing thoughâŠnever really imagined it as your cup of tea.â
âWell, all those travels with you made me something of an expert at dealing with aliens. My choices were UNIT or Torchwood.â
âUgh. Better UNIT than Torchwood,â VairĂ« winced. âSo, what are we doing here?â
âRounding up illegal aliens.â Turning to speak into the walkie-talkie on her shoulder, Martha began giving orders. âThis is Dr. Jones. Operation Blue Sky is go, go, go. I repeat, this is a go!â
Trucks and soldiers began pouring onto the scene shouting for barriers to be raised and calling out positions and alignments. Once they were in position, the commanding officer shouted over the loudspeakers on the trucks for the workers to lay down their tools and to surrender peacefully. Martha watched it all impassively while VairĂ« tried not to show her discomfort. Back when sheâd done a bit of work for UNIT, the whole thing had been a lot more informal and piecemeal. Sheâd led soldiers many times in her life but she never really enjoyed it. She especially didnât like being dropped into the middle of a military exercise with no briefing on what was going on. Marthaâs ârounding up illegal aliensâ didnât cut it.
âB section mobilized! E section, F section, on my command!â Martha shouted into her walkie-talkie as she ran off to join the others. VairĂ« stared in horror as she watched soldiers force the workers to their knees with their hands behind their heads. This felt wrong to her. Whatever these workers had done, they shouldnât be treated like this. VairĂ« and Donna stood back and watched until Martha came back to them and led them into a big black tractor trailer that was functioning as a field HQ. âOperation Blue Sky complete, sir,â Martha said, saluting a uniformed officer. âThanks for letting me take the lead. And, this is VairĂ« Carter. VairĂ«, Colonel Mace.â
âMaâam,â the colonel saluted.
âOh, donât do that,â VairĂ« said, uneasy. âDonât salute. Iâm not with UNIT these days.â
âWell, it’s an honor, maâam! I’ve read all the files on you and, technically speaking, you’re still on staff. You never resigned.â
âHonestly,â VairĂ« said, her eyes flashing. âThatâs enough with the âmaâam.â Things certainly have changed with UNIT.â
âA modern UNIT for a modern world,â Mace said proudly.
âWhat, and that means arresting ordinary factory workers? In the streets, in broad daylight? It’s more like Guantanamo Bay out there. Donna, by the way. Donna Noble, since you didn’t ask. I’ll have a salute,â Donna said testily. VairĂ« didnât make any move to stop her. She agreed with the redhead.
âLetâs get down to business,â VairĂ« sighed, wanting to be done with this as quickly as she could. âWhatâs going on here in this factory?â
âYesterday 52 people died in identical circumstances, right across the world, in 11 different time zones. 5am in the UK, 6am in France, 8am in Moscow, 1pm in China,â Mace explained.
âSimultaneously? Fifty-two deaths all at the same time across the globe? What did they have in common?â
âThey were all inside their cars â cars that had the ATMOS system installed on them. And that,â the colonel said, pointing to the factory, âis that ATMOS factory.â
âRight,â VairĂ« sighed. âWhatâs ATMOS?â
âOh, come on. Even I know that. Everyone’s got ATMOS!â Donna laughed.
âStands for Atmospheric Omission System,â Martha explained as they began touring the factory. âFit ATMOS in your car, reduces CO2 emissions to zero.â
VairĂ« listened as they continued to explain what ATMOS was and what it did. The technology was impressive. Very advanced. No wonder UNIT suspected alien interference. Still, arresting the workers was a bit ham-fisted. A finer touch would have been better. Chances are that whoever was behind the plot â if there was a plot â would be watching and would see that UNIT had descended on the factory en masse. Catching them might be even more difficult now. âYou must have checked it before it went on the market,â she muttered as she filed away what theyâd been saying about ATMOS.
âWe did, we found nothing,â Martha explained. âThat’s why I thought we needed an expert.â
âReally? Whoâd you get?â VairĂ« asked curiously, wondering if Martha was referring to Jack. Everyone stared at the blonde as if sheâd just said something incredibly dense. Then it hit her. âOh, right! Me! Yes! Good,â she blushed.
âSo why would aliens be so keen on cleaning up Earthâs atmosphere?â Donna wondered.
âVery good question,â VairĂ« sighed as she thought it over.
âMaybe they do want to help. Get rid of pollution and stuff,â Donna muttered, continuing on her own train of thought. VairĂ« gasped when she put it together. Fifty-two deaths. Cars controlled by ATMOS. A reason to install it in every car â a reason for governments to mandate its installation in every car.
âDo you know how many cars there are on planet Earth? Eight hundred million. Imagine that. If you could control them, you’d have eight hundred million weapons,â VairĂ« growled. âGet me one of those ATMOS things. I want to see what it does for myself.â
âYes, maâam,â Colonel Mace said, saluting.
âAnd seriously. Stop with that,â VairĂ« winced. âI may carry weapons but Iâm not a warrior. Iâm an explorer who just sometimes happens to stumble into trouble. And no more salutes! Iâm a regular person, no better or worse than you. Understood?â
âYes, maâŠYes, Miss Carter,â Mace said carefully. âIâll just go get you one of the devices.â
âOi, where are you going, Donna?â VairĂ« asked as the redhead began walking off as well.
âYou stay here and play with your toys, VairĂ«,â Donna chuckled. âIâll come back with the information you need.â
~*~*~*~
VairĂ« studied the thing in front of her. Sheâd taken it apart and put it back together several times. It did exactly what it said on the box. âIonizing nano membrane carbon dioxide converter – which means that ATMOS works. Filters the CO2 at a molecular level,â she muttered thoughtfully.
âWe know all that,â the colonel huffed, âbut what’s its origin? Is it alien?â
âNo. Just decades ahead of its time,â VairĂ« sighed. She let her Time Sense flow out from her to see if this was the result of an interference or if it was one of those many temporal fluctuations where something could happen within a range of decades. Deciding it was the latter, she shrugged and ran a hand through her hair. Just then, Donna walked back into the area.
âOi, you lot! All your storm troopers and your sonics…â she laughed. âYou’re rubbish! Should’ve come with me.â
âWhy, where have you been?â VairĂ« asked.
âPersonnel. That’s where the weird stuff’s happening – in the paperwork. âCause I spent years working as a temp, I can find my way round an office blindfolded and the first thing I noticed is an empty file.â
âAn empty file?â VairĂ« repeated, not following.
âSick days,â she grinned, holding up the folder. âThere aren’t any. Hundreds of people working here and no one’s sick. Not one hangover, man flu, sneaky little shopping trip, nothing. Not ever! They don’t get ill.â
âThat can’t be right,â Colonel Mace frowned. VairĂ« nodded in agreement. Even on Galliterra people took days off work for illnesses real or made-up. Koschei had come down with sudden bouts of âmust play with the childrenâ fever. VairĂ« herself had once cancelled a lecture on the basis of âdonât feel like dealing with the marriage proposals during the Q&Aâ syndrome.
âYou’ve been checking out the building – should’ve been checking out the workforce,â Donna grinned.
âI can see why she likes you,â Martha chuckled. She hadnât been sure about Donna Noble at first but the woman clearly had what it took to run with VairĂ«. âYou are good.â
âSuper temp!â Donna laughed.
âI think someone just got a new nickname,â VairĂ« grinned. âSo, ATMOSâŠwhere did it come from?â
âLuke Rattigan,â Mace replied. âChild genius. Invented the Fountain 6 search engine when he was 12 years old. Millionaire overnight. Now runs the Rattigan Academy. A private school, educating students, handpicked from all over the world,â he said, rattling off the knowns about the young man.
âA hothouse for geniuses. Should be interesting,â VairĂ« muttered. âIâll go check it out. Donna, you want to come with?â
âActually, Iâm going home. Just for a quick visit. And to see how my family feels about relocating,â she added, glancing at VairĂ« meaningfully.
âSure thing,â VairĂ« grinned. âIâd love to have tea with your grandfather one day. Heâs got a good spirit to him. Heâd make a great husband.â
âIsnât he a little old for you?â Donna asked, scandalized.
âA little young, actually,â VairĂ« said as she roared with laughter. âBut no, Iâm just thinking of how well heâd fit in back where youâre thinking of going. With his attitude, heâll have a line of women winding down the street before heâs so much as unpacked his clothes.â
âWell, if you wanted to marry Granddad, that would beâŠokay, no, itâd be weird. Really, really, really weird.â
âIâm not the marrying kind, Super Temp. Still, tell your family I said hello.â
âWill do. Canât wait to see what they think. I have a feeling itâs going to make my mumâs head explode.â
~*~*~*~
Donna grinned at her grandfather Wilfred Mott as they sat at the table. Sheâd quickly gotten him up to speed on her travels and on her offer of living on Galliterra. He looked eager to go. Now they were just trying to figure out how to break the news to Donnaâs no-nonsense mother, Sylvia.
âAnd where have you been, madam?â Sylvia asked when she walked in to see Donna sitting at the table. âAfter that silly little trick with the car keys? I phoned Veena and she said she hadn’t seen hide nor hair.â
âIâve been traveling,â Donna grinned. She felt her grandfather squeeze her hand reassuringly.
âOh, hark at her! Michael Palin! Are you staying for tea? âCause I haven’t got anything in. I’ve been trying to keep your granddad on that macrobiotic diet, but he sneaks off and gets pork pies at the petrol station.â Wilf started to protest but Sylvia cut him off. âDon’t deny it, I’ve seen the wrappers in the car. Oh, I don’t miss a trick. Now then, what were you gonna tell me? What don’t I know?â
âWell, Mum, what do you think about aliens?â
âAliens? Like the ones from Poland?â
âNo, like the ones from space.â
âNo such thing.â
âReally? Then what about that Christmas star a few years back? Or those robots on the street before then? Or those spaceships over London a few months ago?â
âIâŠIâŠâ Sylvia sputtered. She hadnât really thought about it. She had so many other things on her mind. She was struggling to pay off the mortgage and the funeral expenses from Geoffreyâs death. The hospital was calling frequently asking about payment to them as well. Sheâd scarcely had time to think of anything for the millstones trying to crush her between them. âWhat about them, then?â
âMum, thatâs where Iâve been. Iâve been traveling with a woman named VairĂ«. She has a time machine. Iâve been to Pompeii, to the Oodsphere, and to her home world, Galliterra. As a matter of fact, sheâs offered to let me live on Galliterra and become one of them. To learn and study so that one day, I can travel through time and space on my own. And, you can come with me.â
âIâm not sure Iâm interested in a life traveling all the time,â Sylvia said slowly. Part of her still wanted to write this off as some kind of madness. But Donna seemed so sincere. âAnd what about our friends here on Earth? And our lives here? Are we just going to off and leave them? What would we do for work in this Galliterra?â
âThereâs plenty of things you could do,â Donna said. âMum, you could run a shop like youâve always wanted. Granddad could teach kids about astronomy. Thereâs plenty of work if you want it. And, they have all kinds of advanced medicine so you two could live a lot longer.â
âI need to think about it,â Sylvia said slowly. âI justâŠnever imaginedâŠâ
âTake your time,â Donna said softly. âIf you canât do it, then thatâs all right. Iâll be coming back here to visit. I promise.â
âI donât need to think about it at all,â Wilf said. âLet me get out there and meet them aliens!â
âDad!â Sylvia said in shock.
âWell, better to go out there and meet them. Meet the friendly ones, at least. Always seems like the unfriendly ones are the only ones who come here to Earth.â
âAs soon as weâre done here, weâll take you to Galliterra,â Donna said. âAnd, since we can travel in time, we can have you back here the next morning so that no one would even know youâd been gone.â
âAll right,â Sylvia said numbly. âIâll at least give it a try before I decide.â
~*~*~*~
VairĂ« grimaced as she and her escort Ross made their way to Donnaâs house. Visiting Rattigan Academy had been interesting. Infuriating but interesting. The boy had gathered some of the brightest minds on Earth together. It looked like he was planning an epic geo-engineering scheme. Not surprising if he was siding with the Sontarans. He would want to get off Earth and fast once the invasion started. She wondered just what the Sontarans had offered Rattigan for his turning coat against the human race. Sighing, she wished for a moment that she could go back in time and explain to humans that ganging up on the smart kid was a bad idea. Brilliant loners who were bullied inevitably turned up trouble and, since they were so brilliant, that trouble generally came with a high cost in property damage and a soaring death toll.
She and Ross had just escaped being killed by their own car. A narrow escape but an escape nonetheless. Vairë wanted to collect Donna and then see if there were some way to gain control of the ATMOS devices herself. If she could control them, then she could keep them from being used as weapons against a witless human race.
VairĂ« walked up to Donnaâs house and rang the door. When her friend opened it, VairĂ« sighed in relief. âYou would not believe the day I’m having,â she muttered to Donna. Together, the two women walked around to the blue car sitting in the driveway.
âI’ll requisition us a vehicle,â Ross muttered.
âAnything without ATMOS,â VairĂ« said. âAnd ask before you go pointing your gun at people! Christ,â she muttered under her breath, âMagnolia would have a field day with this lot.â
Wilf came running out of the front door, eager to meet the woman who had taken his granddaughter to the stars. âIs it her?â he asked excitedly. âIs it? Is it VairĂ« Carter?â VairĂ« had her head under the open hood of the car as she tried to figure out how to detach the ATMOS device from the car so it could be used safely. âAh, itâs you!â the old man shouted happily.
âWho?â VairĂ« muttered, pulling her head out from under the hood. âOh, itâs you!â she grinned.
âWhat, have you two met before?â Donna asked.
âYeah, Christmas Eve. She disappeared right in front of me!â Wilf laughed.
âAnd you never said?â Donna demanded angrily.
âWell, you never said either,â Wilf pointed out. âWilf, Miss. Wilfred Mott. You must be one of them aliens.â
âWell, sort of. Donât go shouting it out, though,â VairĂ« grinned, shaking Wilfâs hand. Sheâd liked the look of the old man when sheâd seen him before whisking Donna off through time and space. âNice to meet you properly, Wilf. Donna, any luck?â she asked. Donna was trying to get in touch with Martha back at the factory.
âShe’s not answering. What is it, Sontorans?â
âSontarans,â VairĂ« corrected her friend. âBut there’s got to be more to it, they can’t be just remote controlling cars. That’s not enough. Is anyone answering?â
âHold on,â Donna said as someone finally picked up. âMartha! Hold on, she’s here.â
âMartha, tell Colonel Mace it’s the Sontarans,â VairĂ« said quickly as she pressed the phone to her ear. âThey’re in the file, Code Red, Sontarans. But if they’re inside the factory tell them not to start shooting. UNIT will get massacred. I’ll get back as soon as I can, you got that?â Martha repeated the important bits and then VairĂ« hung up and handed the phone back to Donna. She returned to her work on the car, pulling out her sonic screwdriver.
âBut you tried sonicking it before,â Donna pointed out. âIt didnât work.â
âYeah but now that I know itâs Sontaran, I know what to look for,â VairĂ« replied.
âThe thing is, VairĂ«, is that Donna is my only grandchild. You gotta promise me you’re gonna take care of her,â Wilf said while the blonde continued to work on the car.
âShe takes care of me,â VairĂ« replied.
âOh, yeah that’s my Donna,â Wilf said proudly. âYeah, she was always bossing us around when she was tiny. The Little General we used to call her.â
âYeah, donât start,â Donna whined.
âAnd some of the boys she used to turn up with, a different one every week! Yeah, who was that one with the nail varnish?â
âMatthew Richards. He lives in Kilbourn now. With a man.â
VairĂ« bit her cheek to keep from laughing. Just then spikes shot out of the ATMOS device. âWhoa!â she shouted, pulling back. âIt’s a temporal pocket! I knew there was something else in there. It’s hidden just a second out of sync with real time.â
âBut what’s it hiding?â Donna wondered.
âI don’t know, men and their cars!â Sylvia said, spying Wilf and some boy in black jeans with their heads under the hood of the car. âSometimes I think if I was a carâŠâ she quipped. âOh, it’s you! VairĂ«… what was it?â
âCarter,â VairĂ« said, knowing that Donnaâs mother was not happy to see her again. âYeah, thatâs me.â
âWhat, have you met her as well?â Wilf said, surprised.
âDad, itâs the woman from the wedding!â Sylvia snapped. âWhen you were laid up with Spanish flu! I’m warning you, last time that woman turned up it was a disaster!â
As if to prove Sylvia right, white smoke began to pour out of the ATMOS device. VairĂ« adjusted the settings on the sonic and pointed it at the car. âThatâll stop it,â she said as sparks flew out of the ATMOS device and the smoke blew away.
âI told you! She’s blown up the car! Who is she anyway?! What sort of alien blows up cars?!â Sylvia demanded.
âOh, not now Mum!â Donna snarled.
âOh, should I make an appointment?â Sylvia said angrily. âNext Tuesday at three good for you?â
âWorks out perfect,â VairĂ« retorted. âSee you then, Mrs. Noble.â The blonde was starting to see why the Doctor avoided domestics now. It was strange. Sheâd gotten on well with Marthaâs family but Sylvia Noble was never going to be one of her fans. VairĂ« supposed it was only to be expected considering what had happened with Donnaâs wedding. Sylvia glared at her and then stormed back to her house. âThat wasn’t just exhaust fumes… Some sort of gas. Artificial gas,â VairĂ« said, inhaling deeply and then scraping her tongue across her teeth when the smell seemed to coat her mouth.
âAnd it’s aliens, is it? Aliens?â Wilf asked.
âBut if… if it’s poisonous… then we’ve got poisonous gas in every car on Earth,â Donna gasped.
âIt’s not safe! I’m gonna get it off the street!â Wilf shouted as he climbed into the car and cranked it. The car doors slammed shut and locked as smoke began to billow out of the exhaust pipe.
âHold on!â Donna shouted as she rushed to the car. âTurn it off! Granddad, get out of there!â
âI can’t! It’s not locked! It’s them aliens again!â Wilf called out through the glass windows.
âWhat’s she doing? What’s she done?â Sylvia demanded as she turned around in the front yard.
âTheyâve activated it!â VairĂ« replied, trying to figure out a way to disable the device.
âThere’s gas inside the car! He’s gonna choke!â Donna shouted, panicking as she pulled at the door handles. VairĂ« ran over to the door and tried to sonic it open.
âIt wonât open!â she snarled. Just then car alarms started blaring and VairĂ« glanced down the street. âItâs the whole world.â
âGet me out of here!â Wilf pleaded.
Sylvia grabbed an axe and ran to the car. She brought it down heavily on the windshield, shattering it. âDonât just stand there!â she shouted at the two girls. âGet him out!â They scrambled to do as Sylvia said, dragging Wilf out of the car and then helping him towards the house.
âI canât believe youâve got an axe,â Donna said to her mother.
âBurglars!â Sylvia shot back defensively.
âGet inside the house,â VairĂ« said as she heard a car pull up. âJust try and close off the doors and windows.â
âDoctor! This is all I could find that hasn’t got ATMOS,â Ross shouted through the noxious fumes filling the street.
âDonna, you coming?â VairĂ« asked as she ran towards the car.
âYeah!â the redhead shouted back. âMum, you and Granddad stay inside. Weâll be back and thenâŠthen weâll be off together. All of us.â
âYou keep my daughter safe, VairĂ«!â Sylvia shouted back at the car. âIf she gets hurt, youâll have to deal with me!â
âIâll do my best, Mrs. Noble,â VairĂ« called back as Donna ran to the car. âWhat do you mean youâll all be off together?â she asked Donna. âOh no,â she groaned at the look on Donnaâs face. âPlease remind your mother that I am the only one who can fly the TARDIS so that sheâll hold off killing me, would you?â
~*~*~*~
VairĂ« made her way through the base where UNIT was holding on. The Sontarans had teleported the TARDIS to their ship with Donna aboard it. Luckily, Donna had a key in case she needed to get out of the TARDIS and she still had her cell phone with her. VairĂ« began trying to think of how she could use this sudden change in events to pull off a miracle. The Sontarans would never retreat. They wouldnât be interested in a parlay. They would eliminate humanity. But why? What was the point of an invasion? Earth was no challenge for them. No place for them to prove how mighty they were. Also, Martha was acting weird. Sheâd shown very little concern for her own family which was completely unlike her.
âChange of plan!â VairĂ« announced as she and Martha strode into the UNIT headquarters.
âGood to have you fighting alongside us, Miss Carter,â Colonel Mace said.
âIâm not fighting, Iâm not-fighting, as in not hyphen fighting, got it? Now, does anyone know what this gas is yet?â she asked. Challenging the Sontarans would be playing right into their hands.
âWeâre working on it,â Martha replied.
âItâs harmful, but not lethal until it reaches 80% density,â an officer, a captain by her insignia, said. âWeâre having the first reports of deaths from the center of Tokyo City. Jodrell Bankâs traced a signal, Miss Carter, coming from five thousand miles above the Earth. Weâre guessing thatâs what triggered the cars. NATO has gone to DEFCON One, weâre preparing a strike.â
âYou canât do that,â VairĂ« protested. âNuclear missiles wonât even scratch the surface. Let me talk to the Sontarans.â
âYouâre not authorized to speak on behalf of the Earth,â Colonel Mace pointed out.
âWould you rather?â VairĂ« asked, raising an eyebrow and gesturing as if to tell him to take over. The Colonel grimaced and then shook his head. VairĂ« nodded in reply and then took the comms and began speaking to the Sontaran ship. âCalling the Sontaran Command Ship under Jurisdiction Two of the Intergalactic Rules of Engagement. This is VairĂ« Carter on behalf of Earth.â
âBreathing your last, Carter?â the Sontaran general asked. VairĂ« had met him at Rattiganâs Academy.
âMy God, theyâre like trolls,â Colonel Mace said in amazement.
âYeah, loving the diplomacy, thanks,â VairĂ« said softly, glaring at the colonel. She turned back to the Sontarans. âSo, tell me, General Staal, since when did you lot become cowards?â
âHow dare you!â Staal shouted.
âOh, thatâs diplomacy?â Mace quipped.
âCarter, you impugn my honor!â Staal continued angrily.
âYeah, Iâm really glad you didnât say belittle âcause then Iâd have a field day. But poison gas? Thatâs the weapon of a coward and you know it. Staal, you could blast this planet out of the sky, and yet youâre sitting up above watching it die. Whereâs the fight in that? Whereâs the honor? Or, are you lot planning something else? Because this isnât normal Sontaran warfare. What are you lot up to?â
âA general would be unwise to reveal his strategy to the opposing forces,â Staal said.
âAaah, the warâs not going so well, then? Losing, are we?â
âSuch a suggestion is impossible!â Staal shouted.
âWhat war?â Colonel Mace asked. If it was the one taking place on Earth, then the Sontarans were clearly in the lead.
âThe war between the Sontarans and the Rutans. Itâs been raging, far out in the stars for fifty thousand years. Fifty thousand years of bloodshed, and for what?â
âFor victory!â the Sontarans shouted. âSontar-ha! Sontar-ha!â
âGive me a break,â VairĂ« grimaced, rolling her eyes while the Sontarans did their pep rally act. âFinished?â she asked when it started to wind down.
âYou will not be so quick to ridicule when youâll see our prize. Behold! We are the first Sontarans in history to capture a TARDIS,â General Staal said, gesturing to the TARDIS.
âWell. As prizes go, thatâs… noble,â VairĂ« muttered. âAnd, as they would say in Latin, Donna nobis pacem. Did you never wonder about its design? It’s phone box. It contains a phone. A telephonic device for communication. Sort of symbolic. Like if only we could communicate. You and I.â
âAll you have communicated is your distress, Carter.â
âBig mistake though. Showing it to me. âCause Iâve got a remote controlâŠâ she said, holding up her sonic screwdriver.
âCease transmission!â General Staal ordered.
VairĂ« grinned and shut off the communications on her end as well. If everything was going according to her plans, then Donna would be right where she needed her soon enough. And MarthaâŠwellâŠMartha should be useful in keeping things from boiling over.
~*~*~*~
VairĂ« walked Donna through dealing with the Sontarans and getting to the teleporter. Once Donna had reconfigured it, VairĂ« would have remote access of a kind and could get both Donna and the TARDIS off the ship. Martha had managed to keep the nuclear missiles from being launched though VairĂ« was still pretending not to know that Martha wasnât Martha. She was a clone. Once the blonde had thought to really look at her friend, the differences had been trivial to spot â not to mention that, even with the poison gas in the air, the clone smelled bad. Really, really bad.
Despite her misgivings, the Colonel had rallied his forces and gotten the Valiant in position. The air around the base was cleared and UNITâs soldiers were taking the battle to the Sontarans. Much as she hated fighting, VairĂ« realized that this was necessary. The Sontarans needed to be kept occupied long enough for her to put her next plan into action.
Carefully, VairĂ« led the clone down to where the real Martha was being held. âOoh, Martha, I’m so sorry,â she whispered as she checked the woman, relieved to find a pulse. âStill alive.â Behind her, she heard the clone level a gun at her. âAm I supposed to be impressed?â VairĂ« asked, nonplussed.
âWish you carried a gun now?â the clone asked.
VairĂ« stood up and quickly drew the pistol Magnolia had given her and pointed it in the cloneâs face. âOh, but I do. And I can drill a dime at three hundred yards. So, ask yourself this. Do you really want to push me?â
âI’ve been stopping the nuclear launch all this time,â the clone bragged.
âDoing exactly what I wanted,â VairĂ« smirked. âI needed to stop the missiles, just as much as the Sontarans. I’m not having Earth start an interstellar war. You’re a triple agent!â she walked around the clone, keeping her aim steady but making the clone uncomfortable.
âWhen did you know?â the clone demanded.
âWhat, you?â VairĂ« asked, raising an eyebrow. âOh, right from the start. Reduced iris contraction, slight thinning of the hair follicles on the left temple. And, frankly, you smell. You might as well have worn a t-shirt saying “clone.” Although, maybe not in front of Captain Jack. You remember him, don’t you? Because you’ve got all her memories. That’s why the Sontarans had to protect her, to keep you inside UNIT. Martha Jones is keeping you alive.â VairĂ« stood behind the table where Martha lay and, with one hand, pulled the device on her head off. Martha awoke with a scream and the clone collapsed to the floor in anguish as the connection between the two was abruptly severed. VairĂ« holstered her pistol and then took the one from the cloneâs hand. Moving quickly, she pulled out the clip, unchambered the round and sent it flying, then took the gun apart, flinging the pieces around the room. The firing pin, though, she kept for herself, stuffing it in the pocket of her long leather coat. She helped Martha sit up and comforted the woman as Martha tried to explain about what she had seen.
Just then, VairĂ«âs phone started to ring.
âOh, blimey I’m busy. Got it?â she sighed as she answered the phone.
âYes. Now hurry up!â Donna said tersely.
âTake off the covering. All the blue switches inside, flick them up like a fuse box. And that should get the teleport working.â VairĂ« hurried over to the teleport chamber in the lab and began working on it. Meanwhile, Martha spotted the clone writhing on the ground. She walked over to the woman and held her, feeling pity for the poor thing.
âDon’t touch me!â the clone gasped.
âIt’s not my fault. The Sontarans created you. But… you had all my memories,â Martha whispered.
âYou’ve got a brother, sister, mother and father,â the clone grimaced.
âIf you don’t help me, they’re gonna die,â Martha pleaded.
âYou love them.â
âYes. Remember that?â Martha said gently.
âThe gas! Tell us about the gas,â VairĂ« shouted from the teleport pad. She wished she had more time to be gentle but every second counted.
âBut sheâs the enemy!â the clone protested.
âThen tell me. It’s not just poison, what’s it for? Martha, please!â Martha begged her clone.
âCaesofine concentrate. It’s one part of Bosteen, two parts Probic 5,â the clone gasped.
âClonefeed! It’s clonefeed!â Like amniotic fluid for Sontarans. That’s why they’re not invading, they’re converting the atmosphere. Changing the planet into a clone world. Earth becomes a great big hatchery. Cos the Sontarans are clones, that’s how they reproduce. Give ’em a planet this big, they’ll create billions of new soldiers. That gas isn’t poison, it’s food!â VairĂ« shouted, her suspicions confirmed by the TARDIS. She returned to working on the teleport. If she couldnât get this fixed soon, then every human on Earth would pay the price.
âMy heart… It’s getting slower,â the clone whispered.
âThere’s nothing I can do,â Martha said sadly.
âIn your mind, you’ve got so many plans. There’s so much that you wanna do.â
âAnd I will. Never do tomorrow what you can do today, my mum says. âCause…â
ââCause you never know how long you’ve got. Martha Jones… All that life,â the clone said softly before she sighed and stopped breathing entirely. Martha reached down gently and removed her engagement ring from the cloneâs hand, replacing it on her own.
âVairĂ«,â Donna hissed over the phone. âBlue switches done. But they’ve found me!â
âNow!â VairĂ« shouted as she pressed down on her sonic screwdriver, transporting Donna down to Earth before the Sontarans could shoot her.
âHave I ever told you how much I hate you?â Donna shouted when she appeared in the teleport pod back on Earth.
VairĂ« rolled her eyes. She had more pressing matters to deal with at the moment. Pushing Donna away, she brought the TARDIS down. Then the three of them transported to Rattiganâs Academy. The young boy who had brought about this madness stood there, holding a gun on them. âIf I see one more gun today,â VairĂ« growled as she walked up to him and ripped it out of his hand. He was holding it all wrong. Heâd have been lucky to hit the broad side of a barn that way. Taking it apart as she had the other, she threw the pieces away. VairĂ« pushed past Luke and began gathering up the things she would need. Rattigan had been planning for something like this. She spotted the convertor unit and grinned. The boy was babbling about how heâd been betrayed and lied to and how sorry he was. VairĂ« felt a flash of pity for him. Heâd been outcast all his life. So much quicker and smarter than everyone around him. Isolated even in the huge sea of humanity. All heâd wanted was a world that made sense. The Sontarans had played on that, using him, using his intelligence, to their own ruthless ends.
âThatâs why the Sontarans had to stop the missiles, they were holding back. Because, caesofine gas is volatile, that’s why they had to use you to stop the nuclear attack. Ground-to-air engagement couldâve sparked off the whole thing,â VairĂ« explained quickly as she got the convertor unit set correctly.
âWhat, like set fire to the atmosphere?â Martha asked. VairĂ« glanced at her and saw that she was still only wearing a hospital gown. Luke Rattigan, despite being upset, was staring at Martha appreciatively. Shrugging out of her jacket, VairĂ« tossed it to Martha who slipped it on.
âYeah. They need all the gas intact to breed their clone army. And all the time we had Luke here in his dream factory. Planning a little trip, were we?â
âThey promised me a new world,â Luke said dully.
âYou were building equipment, ready to terraform El Mondo Luko so that humans could live there and breathe the air with this! An atmospheric converter.â VairĂ« finished getting it set and then ran outside. The smoke was so thick that London was invisible. She planted the device on the ground and then set it off.
âVairĂ«!â Martha shouted. âYou said the atmosphere would ignite!â
âYeah, I did, didnât I?â VairĂ« replied as a fireball shot out of the converter. âPlease, please, please, please, please, please, please…â she prayed. A firestorm sparked and soon engulfed the entire Earth, burning away the gases that were choking the world. It quickly burnt itself out, revealing a blue sky with white, fluffy clouds in its wake.
âSheâs a genius!â Luke said in disbelief as VairĂ« picked the convertor up and being fiddling with the settings again.
âJust brilliant,â Martha agreed.
âNow weâre in trouble!â the blonde growled as she began sprinting back into the Academy. The other three followed her inside and watched in confusion as she stepped into the transporter bay. âRight, so… Donna, thank you. Take Luke with you. Use Emergency Program One. Tell my brother âAd asala korpra, soma makirus.â Heâll understand. Martha, thank you, too. Oh… so many times. Luke, do something clever with your life.â
âYouâre saying goodbye,â Donna said softly in disbelief.
âSontarans are never defeated. Theyâll be getting ready for war. And, well, you know, Iâve recalibrated this for Sontaran air, so…â VairĂ« said quickly, not wanting to drag this out. She didnât look forward to dying but at least, when she was gone, she wouldnât feel the constant nagging longing for the Doctor that had plagued her for over four centuries.
âYouâre gonna ignite them,â Martha gasped.
âYouâll kill yourself,â Donna whispered.
âJust send that thing up, on its own. I donât know… put it on a delay,â Martha begged. She did not want to watch her friend go to her death. VairĂ« was still so youngâŠno matter how ancient and haunted her eyes seemed.
âI canât,â VairĂ« whispered in return, tears trailing down her own cheeks.
âWhy not?â Donna asked.
âI have to give them a chance,â VairĂ« said as she pressed the buttons that would send her to her death. âI always give them a choice. Life or death. Remember that,â the blonde whispered, her voice a ghostly echo as she transported onto the Sontaran ship.
~*~*~*~
âOh, excellent!â General Staal said when VairĂ« appeared in their transporter pod.
âGeneral Staal, you know what this is,â VairĂ« said loudly. âBut there’s one more option. You can go. Just leave. Sontaran High Command need never know what happened here.â
âYour stratagem would be wise if Sontarans feared death. But we do not. At arms!â
âI’ll do it, Staal. If it saves the Earth, I’ll do it,â VairĂ« swore. Earth was the planet of her birth. She would not leave it defenseless before the Sontarans.
âA warrior doesn’t talk, he acts!â Staal taunted.
âI am giving you the chance to leave,â VairĂ« warned. So many times sheâd said those words. So many times sheâd been forced to kill those who would not heed her. Those who would not leave. So many dead by her hands so that others might live. She could recall their faces, their names, their histories. Those memories plagued her dreams. They assaulted her when the psychic storms raged through her mind. So much bloodâŠbut if she failed to stop them, how many more would be dead in their place? Would she never have a day where everyone lived? Just one day?
âAnd miss the glory of this moment?â Staal asked in disbelief.
âAll weapons targeting Earth, sir. Firing in 20,â a voice said over the loudspeaker.
âI’m warning you!â VairĂ« shouted.
âAnd I salute you! Take aim!â Staal shouted.
âShoot me, I’m still gonna press this! You’ll die, Staal.â
âKnowing that you die, too,â Staal grinned.
âFiring in 15,â the loudspeakers thundered.
âFor the glory of Sontar! Sontar-ha! Sontar-ha! Sontar-ha!â
âI’ll do it!â VairĂ« screamed.
âThen do it!â Staal retorted.
Just then, VairĂ« felt herself dematerializing. On the ship, Luke took her place. He held the switch in his hand and glared at the creatures that had once promised him a new world. âSontar? Ha!â he shouted as he pressed the ignition button. The atmosphere on the ship ignited and blasted outwards, exploding the entire fleet. Luke had only a few seconds to glory in his triumph before he heard a song and felt a peaceful presence washing over him, carrying him ever westward â towards home.
~*~*~*~
Back on Earth, VairĂ« staggered as she rematerialized in the transport at Rattigan Academy. She was still panting, adrenaline coursing through her body. She stumbled and then sat at the edge of the transporter, wondering just how she had gotten back to safety. Luke was gone, she realized. A brilliant boy, his life barely started, gone. All to save her. Martha sat down next to her and wrapped an arm around her waist, tucking her head into VairĂ«âs shoulder. Donna walked over and slapped her on the other arm in anger before sitting down on her other side and putting an arm over her shoulders. VairĂ« pulled her knees to her chest and buried her face in them, weeping for the boy who had given up his life before heâd even had a chance to live.
âF-f-f-four hun-un-dred y-y-years,â she sobbed. âFour hundred years Iâve lived. The same face looking me in the mirror every day! Four hundred years of loneliness. Four hundred years wondering if Iâve finally done enough. Every opportunity for peace ripped away from me! And now that poor childâŠLukeâŠhe could have been brilliant! But heâs gone. Heâs gone and itâs my fault!â she wept.
âDonât say that, VairĂ«,â Martha sobbed, joining her friend in weeping. âHe chose this. He wanted you to live.â
âMartha, Iâm tired. Iâm so, so tired. Iâve watched so many die. Iâve killed so many so that others could live. Iâm tired of it, Martha. I just want to sleep!â
âSssh,â Donna whispered softly. âItâs okay, VairĂ«. Thatâs why Iâm here. To stop you. To help you remember that you have a family now. What was that you wanted me to tell your brother?â
âI love you, my brother,â VairĂ« hiccoughed. âBecause I do love him. But Iâm so alone, Donna. Iâve been so alone for so longâŠâ
âFour centuries,â Martha sighed, rubbing her friendâs back. âThat would be enough to do anyone in. But VairĂ«âŠyou donât have to be alone anymore. You have Donna. And, if you ever need a place to visit, you have me. Tom will love you, I know. Everyone does. My mum. My dad. Hell, even Leo would marry you in a heartbeat, I think.â
VairĂ« gave a watery chuckle. âBut the man I loveâŠhe loves someone else.â
âOh, I wouldnât be too sure of that,â Martha laughed. âNo man in his right mind could resist you. Now, come on. Give us a smile.â VairĂ« smiled sadly. âThatâll do. Letâs get back to your sister. Maggie will be so glad to see you again.â